I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.
what did the squirrel say to his waitress
squirrels dont fucking talk you piece of shit
why would he say that to his waitress she would obviously know he was being dishonest
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
preach
i deal with my feelings in a healthy way
and by healthy way i mean shoving them aside and spending hours on the internet doing basically nothing to keep my thoughts far far far away from them it’s foolproof yes
#I come from the Dean Winchester school of dealing with feelings
(Source: jaclcfrost)
i have such good taste, i whisper to myself as i browse my own blog
(Source: brittaperry)
she really did not want to take my order
(Source: memewhore)

